Indovinello per cinefili che masticano l'inglese

Discussione in 'Off-Topic' iniziata da DESHI BASARA, 11 Maggio 2007.

  1. DESHI BASARA

    DESHI BASARA Presidente Onorario BMW

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    Che film è?

    "Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! WorldCom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Benson Hurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defence, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuelled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!"

    :cool:
     
  2. resunoiz

    resunoiz Presidente Onorario BMW

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    trainspotting .... :cool:
     
  3. DESHI BASARA

    DESHI BASARA Presidente Onorario BMW

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    risposta errata, Omarrrrrrrrrre!
    :razz:
     
  4. Simon

    Simon Kartista

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    la 25ma ora ?
     
  5. DESHI BASARA

    DESHI BASARA Presidente Onorario BMW

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    BINGO!

    Grandissimo film IMHO con un grandissimo Edward Norton e quell'immenso pezzo di fica di Rosario Dawson (Naturelle Riviera........)
     
  6. resunoiz

    resunoiz Presidente Onorario BMW

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    mi pareva di trainspotting sto monologo....PACIENCIA :lol:

    mi ricordavo edward northon cmq
     
  7. b0sh

    b0sh Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    man
    La prima riga sembrava molto trainspotting ... ma appena parla di pakistani capisci che non centra nulla con quel film
     
  8. luigi83

    luigi83 Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    mi sembra anche che sia il film con più parolacce al mondo,almeno così ricordo.
     
  9. Blade Runner

    Blade Runner Secondo Pilota

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    allora devo vederlo :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
  10. Melo

    Melo Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    va bè non ti credere chissà cosa, l'unica parolaccia che conoscono gli inglesi è fuck... che mancanza di sentimentalismo che ha questa lingua :lol:

    se vuoi sentire un bel po' di fuck, ti consiglio reservoir dogs, l'intero copione gira sul fuck :biggrin:

    cmq anche io avevo capito che fosse quel film, anche se non lo ricordavo a primo impatto (l'ho visto solo una volta)...
     
  11. luigi83

    luigi83 Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    con reservoir dogs intendi le iene di tarantino?
     
  12. tetsuo

    tetsuo Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    beh...direi che in quanto a parolacce ed improperi, il primo tempo di FullMetalJacket si piazza in pole position.....



    se poi andiamo nel trash anni'70....hai voglia a contare parolacce!!!!
     

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